Revenge, Hanging Out, and Make Room for Daddy
Zhimar writes: Hey dad I just got out of a relationship a bit ago and this chick jumped into a relationship just with another guy and I want to pay her back for that what would you suggest that that I "legally" do to pay he back for this?
For starters, what were you even doing in a relationship? Let's look at the bright side: that was stupid to begin with, and you got off scot free without having to pay alimony or child support.
Secondly, Your Professor does not believe in wasting your time on revenge. The best revenge is being with someone hotter, or as many hotter chicks as you can get. You know the old saying, "Living well is the best revenge?" Truer words were never spoken. Stop with the fucking relationships and your childish need to get even.
Big Daddy writes: One thing we can all agree on is the amount of girls that are willing to cheat on their boyfriends is pretty high. Now for the question.
If a girl you have only talked to in person once or twice is visiting her family in which happens to be your home town, and asks to hang out, would you say this girls intentions are a little more than "hang out" even if she does have a boyfriend who she happens to never talk about to me?
Also know I met this broad at some bar in her hometown, she asked for my number with in like 5 mins she had a bf then too, who happened to be there that night but was never introduced as the bf....lol
You will find out soon enough if "hanging out" means that her labia will be hanging out. Do we really care if she has a boyfriend? Just be glad you're not him.
VJ writes: women with daddy issues? once you find out if the woman grew up without a father,how do you go about nailing her? thanks for all your wisdom....
Women who grew up with daddy not around or without knowing who he was are a fertile field for guys looking for free and easy sex. The most important thing is to determine if she was fatherless as a child, and once you do, you're halfway home. When they're in the home rather than absentee fathers, dads are known for exercising control over their daughters and Daddy's Little Girl hates to disappoint. But without Daddy around, that little girl probably got with several guys who looked and acted like Daddy and maybe a few who were Daddy's age once she was all grown up, so don't look for her to be a virgin, or what guys might refer to as a "good girl." This is not someone you want to take home to Mom on Thanksgiving; it's someone you want to ride like a pony and then disappoint, the way Daddy disappointed her on important holidays or visitation days. If you treat her like a princess, she will be suspicious of you or get easily bored and will revert to men who treat her the way Daddy did. This may sound harsh, but it's true and women know it. And now you know it.
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Ex emptys house on the way out
My ex girl friend and I broke up, but when she left she took all my worldly things what should I do? She falsified a temporary protection order to get me removed from my own home for five days while she empted my house
thanks for sharing the knowledge
i really do appreciate it...VJ
lol Tom if it's not great
lol Tom if it's not great words of wisdom you are spitting out, it just plain hilarity you are spitting out....
Daddy Issues
I am in my late 50's, financially well-off and OK-looking with a quite a few extra pounds. Yet I have three really hot girls that I regularly bang (not every day, which I'd certainly love, but every week or so).
One just turned 22 (authoritarian non-affectionate father; I've known her since she was a hot 15, but didn't touch her until her 21st birthday...I broke a Tom rule, though, I took her to a prime steak house and spent way more than $40 on a first date but (a) it was her 21st birthday and (b) it was definitely worth it; she is prime, too, with a great ass and perfect skin).
Another is 33 (father in/out of jail and a deadbeat) who've I been with on and off for almost nine years (she had a boyfriend for a while but dumped him and came back to her "Daddy"). She is definitely an LA "10" who has modeled for playboy, acted in several movies, a talented musician, and fun to be with, probably the most beautiful women I've ever met.
The third, my newest just turned 21 a couple months ago. I've known her since she was 6 and was "friends" with her father, but her mother was a hot-looking slut who cheated on her husband (including with me), married a big-shot lawyer, and bankrupted her ex to fight for custody so that her father almost never saw her. This time, though, I didn't wait for her 21st birthday because she made it clear that she wanted it now...and I always like to oblige a lady.
About ten years ago, I banged this girl for a couple years (she was 25-27 at the time) and she used to call me Daddy during sex. She laughed about it but it seemed to help her get off...and who am I to deny her that pleasure?)
No doubt, all of these women see me as a father figure and the sex is fantastic. Go for it.
I also have a couple older women (45-65 age range) who are booty calls. Don't write off the older chicks; they know how to please and they know that if they don't deliver the goods, they don't get a phone call.
Listen to Tom, guys; he's learned all this and he shares it with us. I learned most of it like he did...by screwing up (I've had three wives).
Revenge
If you really need revenge to fully get over her and move on, make a dinner reservation at a really fancy restaurant. Tell her that you just want to talk to her (not about getting together, and not that you're mad) and invite her to dinner. Say you'll meet her there and that there's a reservation under her name for 2. Since it's an upscale restaurant (and to make you jealous), she'll probably spend two hours getting ready.
Now, go in two cars. Call her when you were supposed and say you're running late and to go ahead and sit at the table. 15 minutes later, call and tell her you're really sorry but you're stuck in traffic and will be there in 10 minutes. Tell her to go ahead and order, and she can order you a steak or lobster (something expensive). Now, don't show up and leave her there alone feeling like a fool and stuck with the bill! She got played!
revnege
The only thing that scares me about that is having this psycho bitch come to my work and start shit. Or,worse yet,key my car and slice my tires. You gotta be careful!
fuck her
Zhimar, dont stoop down to some biches level, be a man. when it doesnt work out with her new boyfriend shell be lookin for someone else (you). thats when you get your revenge and fuck her and dont call back again.
nothing illegal about that.
i remember a year ago i took some chick to the mountains to camp for some weekend fuck, she started bitchin, "i wanna go to that fancy restaurant that we saw. soo i told her i was goin fishing, drove back to LA. havnt herd from her at all. my point... when the opportunity is right thats when you are in control.
Dude move on, be glad if the
Dude move on, be glad if the bitch gets pregnant, its not yours. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. Go catch one.
Grow up
Keep thinking with you're small head and you'll sound like a broken record dum ass