Here Comes Ms. Senior America

Because it's from the TIME website, this was almost posted as news. Then, your Professor looked it over and is still coughing up blood from laughing!

Don't get too hot looking at this photo gallery!

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Friggin' frightening!!!!!!!

Couldn't believe the vanity of these rigormortis cougars. At least the undertakers were kept busy doing their makeup. Know some strippers who are likely going to be in this pageant sooner than we can stomach. Something like this should only happen in a bad plot of Gilligan's Island, where friggin' Lovey Howell wins the contest over a (at the time)hot Ginger or MaryAnn. Iff they insist on continuing this they should have a write-in section. My chice would be Peggy from those Capital 1 commercials.

OK, how much plastic surgery have they had?

Even with all that plastic surgery, my eyes STILL hemorrhaged looking at them!

Gross!

What on earth would motivate some shriveled up twat to pose in an evening gown WITH her cane? And leave it to the douchebags at TIME magazine to label this as "Beautiful." Sick, sad, and utterly pathetic!

I think they're pathetic.

I think they're pathetic. Some of them look 50+ years past their expiration date, dad. No one is going to desire these old bags, they should just accept it. It's like cleaning up an old banger of a car, and expecting a millionaire to come along and buy it for top price!

Get back to your nursing homes, grandmas. You're done.

Cheers

Mike

Holy Hell

That was down rite disgusting... y o y would u put that on here???

Ms Senior America

Oh come on...really? Unbelievable!!

Whorrible!

I guess you never out grow your vanity, even when you're an old skank.

WTF

That wasnt funny, that was just discusting! Get those mummufied remains out of here!

Barf!

I'd rather work all day on a pig farm for free than have to see those hogs naked!

Terrible!

Terrible!

This has me thinking back to

This has me thinking back to the other article about women peaking at 31. "Ageless beauty" my fucking ass.

Awesome

Thanks for sending my potential boner directly into the ground.

Ms. Senior America

You're fucking kidding me!

They come back...

Come on, guys. Really? Your boner will come back. Jeez, what the hell are you doing with a boner on Tom's page, anyway? I could understand if it was a broner, but then, you all were complaining! lol

Bitch, shut up and make me a sammich.