Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

This website will make you laugh out loud.

And to all those dried-up prunes who love Sex And The City, enjoy!

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Well, I do think Kim Cattral is sexy...

I do and not just because she plays the slutty friend on the show. (Though that doesn't hurt her either.) To me, she has the sweetest looks, a more elegant style, and most important...she's seem all bitchy about who she is as the others are. There, I put in my two cents. Take me out with Dino's Voicemail!!

After LMAO!!

After LMAO I noticed a link in the fun links section to this article saying that "Slutty" behavior is good for the community. It was published in 2002 so I don't know if it was ever mentioned before but it's definitely more proof that our professor is right. I also saw a show on Discovery about human sexuality that stated married women to be more promiscuous than single women they even simulated a "Girls Night Out" and the married women and women in relationships dressed sexier that the single women. It later went on to say they really only "need" us to help raise a child in those early years of the child's life (to about 5 years old)

My ex suggested to me after telling her I want a divorce to just get her pregnant and she wouldn't ask for anything (we don't have kids), LOL! Riiiiggghhtt! And maybe she wouldn't she's not contesting the divorce. But if she got an attorney that would certainly change! So women only want the best sperm and will accept it any way they can get it. So be your best, feel your best, look your best and don't feed the pussy any confidence (and more importantly, sperm) because it will be used against you, maybe in a court of law and you might not be as lucky as I am.

http://www.alternet.org/story/13648/

Fucking ugly bitch!

It should be illegal for a dried up prune like this to come out on television.

El Capo

This site is classic!

Glad to see it's still around. Always good for a hearty laugh.

Say no more!

Say no more!

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F-A-C-E!

Such an insult to those

Such an insult to those beautiful horses!

And her husband

And her husband, Matthew "Ferris Bueler" Broderick is such a "sweet guy"...please stop making musical comedies for the Sex and the City crowd and refusing to acknowledge that the best movies you ever made are over 20 years old! What a douche bag!!!

Seriously...

We all know Broderick's gay. From the shriveled-up old bag of a fag-hag wife, to the musical theatre, to that cutesy little cock-gobbler smile he always seems to wear... my gaydar is at Defcon 1.

Broderick's smile

No shit! Check out his self-satisfied expression on the back of the FERRIS BUELLER DVD box. He looks like he just sucked his own cock!