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Judge sentences husband to buy wife flowers, take her out to dinner

Now this is just fucked up. We can all agree though that being sentenced to an evening at Red Lobster can be constitutionally considered to be cruel and unusual punishment.

New breed of ‘piranha women’ who are preying on rich men to get them pregnant, warns lawyer

It usually starts with Your Professor warning you. It continues with pussies calling in or writing to say that he's unromantic or just plain wrong.

The craving for a baby that drives women to the ultimate deception

One of the primary tenets of Leykis 101 has been that women will lie, steal and basically do anything to get pregnant, and to have you on the hook for the attendant costs, not

Wayne Gretzky's Daughter: Look at Those Tits!

Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky was known as "The Great One." Now, 20 years later, here come "The Great Two."

Man says ex-girlfriend stole his sperm to create kids

Your Professor has warned you about this for years. And yet, somehow you want to believe that this is nothing but an urban legend, eh?

Coming clean on 'dirty DUIs'

So, you really, really still want to get married, do you? See what these whores will do if you try to dump them. Another example of what happens when you marry an American Bitch and then have the nerve to divorce her. "The female decoys have not been charged." Well, Your Professor, for one, is SHOCKED. 

Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using 'Sugar Daddies' To Pay Off Loan Debt

Many of you fools still believe in love. Silly boys. Your Professor has always told you that most women are whores at heart. Women get the richest guy their looks can attract. Now that times are tough, the true character of America's females is coming through and the proof is right here.

The no-kids-allowed movement is spreading

Your Professor, proudly childfree his entire life, has been advocating limits on where kids can eat and play, travel and watch movies, for years. Now, the childfree movement moves to a new level.

Experts say custody fights can explode

If Scott Dekraai hadn't married and procreated with a single mother several years older than himself, he wouldn't be in jail today. Eight people, including Dekraai's ex-wife, Michelle Fournier, would be alive today. And a little boy would not be without parents today. Are you sure you want to break the rules of Leykis 101?

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