The no-kids-allowed movement is spreading
Your Professor, proudly childfree his entire life, has been advocating limits on where kids can eat and play, travel and watch movies, for years. Now, the childfree movement moves to a new level.
Yahoo's Piper Weiss has all the happy details.
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screaming fucking brats
Bout time I can go out to eat or even to a bar (yes I said bar) without putting up with some hoe's litter of piglets. Finally bars in my area have stopped allowing anyone under 18. Fucking degenerate hoes drag there litter to the bar and try to find another cock!
Finally! Get those little fuck trophies away from me!!
Dad,
Being childfree for 33 years has been wonderful. Its about time some businesses realized that no one wants to hear screaming brats. I'm so happy this is happening. Every time I go to a grocery store, Walmart, where ever, I'm realize why I'm so happy with my decision to not breed. I'd love to go somewhere and not have kids staring at me. Unfortunately central Illinois is a conservative, backwards hell hole. It won't happen here for a while I'm sure.
Leykis 101 C student,
Adam.
Screaming Kids, budding young A-Holes?
Hey, wait, these kids might be onto something. Where do we get our future A-holes for all those hot low-self-esteem chicks if we don't nurture the little brats to be A-holes and annoy everyone? Well-behaved kids turn into nice guys!! danger ahead!
CC- free
I used to think that one day I would float into having kids cuz that was the thing to do, that's all that life is about. Until the master described it as 'letting life wash over you like a tidal wave'. Now I am enjoying a child free life more and more the more I read about it, and the more I see my friends struggle with the stresses. I laugh inwardly, put my feet up, and play some xbox live.
Hmmm
Doesn't surprise me about malaysian air banning babies from 1st class. Most asian airlines still have customer service, hot FEMALE flight attendants and actually care about the people that fly with them. Don't expect any american airlines to follow suit, it isn't considered P.C., but they have cornered the market on over-50 surly flight hags and flaming male flight attendants.
I think this should apply to
I think this should apply to greyhound and other bus companies. It is alright if people want to have their kids scream and what not at home but not on a several day bus ride.
Don't want to hear your kids!
This should apply to airlines, also. There is nothing worse that having to listen to someone's screaming baby for 6 hours during a flight! I don't want to have to deal with your brood in stores or restaurants either. Screaming and noisy kids can ruin an evening out instantaneously. I don't want to have to stumble over them while shopping, they clog the aisles, wander around aimlessly and generally annoy people. Leave them at home. Put your precious kids inside those portable dog cages and leave them at home. They can't get into trouble that way. Yeah, that is how much I enjoy your kids. The "joys of children" - MY ASS!!!
Screaming kids
It should apply to airlines too. There is nothing worse than hearing 6 hours of screaming babies on a flight from San Francisco, California to Orlando, Florida. I don't want to put up with your screaming kids while I am shopping, eating out, etc... either. Leave them at home. Put them in those portable dog cages so they don't get into trouble! Yeah, that is how much I enjoy your kids!
DisposedMan
That's a great idea. Another place is the grocery store. Leave your fucking kids at home. There's already not enough space to get through the aisles and now you want to blockade the entire aisle with your army to prevent me from shopping for food. I completely get it you're stuck with children and you want to show how miserable you really are now. But, do us a favor leave them at home.
Sure, you just picked them up from school, or they were sick. That's why you don't fucking have kids! I get it now you have to pay triple the amount then you would have normally had to pay for the next 18 years and you're so absorbed in your miserable life that you don't give a shit if you're kid blocks my pathway, or does something stupid to only ruin my day.
Child Free Zones
I once was shopping in a grocery store for some items for my favorite holiday, April Fool's. While in the aisle for chocolate, there was this mother with her screaming spawn, playing on the NASCAR shaped grocery cart. Screaming, bouncing, laughing, ear splitting screeching, these little turds were being beyond disruptive. Apparently, as a mother, this woman has lost most of her hearing.
I proceeded to glare at not only the kids, but the non-committal mother of two, and tried to shake off the ear-splitting noises ringing incessantly in my head. Then, a lady who also happened to be in the aisle near us said, "You can tell those that don't have kids" in a snotty, snide manner. I piped in, "Yeah, the smart ones, apparently." I grabbed my chocolate for my chocolate covered cotton balls and strode off, happily musing to myself that not only will I not make myself miserable, but those around me by not having having kids.
I have also worked as a server in a nice, upscale casual dining restaurant and had to tell parents and grandparents that Joe's Crab Shack has a playground suited just for kids. However, allowing their spawn to run freely around the restaurant is not only NOT cute, but dangerous as I have sharp knives, heavy forks and pint glasses full of who-knows-what that could either fall on their kids, or surely injure one of the servers.
So, ladies, if you want to have children, make sure that you understand that they are a responsibility and you have a responsibility to them. Kids are NOT your next fcuking Feragamo accessory apparatus. It's a human, treat it as such, or just simply do the rest of us a favor and stop procreating.
Oh, and I'm a female that is happily child-free and chooses to stay that way. Just because you have a vagina doesn't mean that you have to make babies.
just sad
Wow, pathetic self absorbed person and I say person hesitantly. Look, if you all want to be childless that is fine. Don't, however, take your frustrations out on the children. Pitiful pathetic excuses. I am sorry your parents didn't nurture you all. I am, truly. You were once a child yourself, and its just sad that you can't see the beauty and pureness that is childhood. I feel truly sorry for you. May your lives get better and hopefully one day you can understand the beauty that is the innocence that is childhood.
Fuck You Americunt Skkkankkk
Fuck you Americunt Skkkankkk- You are the pathetic self absorbed cunt that keeps pumping out CUBS - yes because most of the itme they are out of wedlock - pumping out CUBS for financial reasons & under the wrong circumstances and don't do a god damn thing about raising them correctly, so fuck you, when I dine, when I travel or do whatever, I don't want to hear you stupid undisciplined kids acting & screaming & annoying me, -- You should be at home cooking for these kids, not feeding them take-outs or dining out with them becuase you feel as the post modern woman you're too empowered to cook you stupid cunt & not feeding them hot pockets either. There is nothing innocent about today's crump crunchers, infact cunts like you liek to use them to see if you can bring law suits to diferent people & places, Fuck you, (A) why don't you try being more feminine, (B)be more nurutring first, (C) have something womanly to offer, which these americunt skkkankkks don't (D) have children under the correct circumstances like getting married first & waiting the first 5 years (E) Raise them to be well behaved & take them out to places once they turn 6-7 after being trained to be well behaved at home.
BOYZ this is why I say FUCK AMERICUNT SKKKANKKKS
Pureness?
Pureness? How 'bout you take a break from pumpin' out babies and try reading a book. It might help you sound a little less idiotic.
I was going to give you a nice, snarky response,
But you sound like a chick, so I'm just going to say tits or GTFO.
This is a site by men, for men. If you don't follow our rules of not being a dumb bitch, you need to leave.
About effing time!!!
About effing time!!! Maybe if parents went back to being parents. instead of triing to be their child's best freind, businesses wouldn't feel pressured into action.
When did being a parent become a popularity contest? Oh yeah, when divorce became fashionable. Once two people have a child, divorce should then become illegal. Children are way smarter and craftier than we give them credit for, and will exploit any opportunity presented to them. Only a completly united front, can thwart a child's deviously concieved plans.
Parenting done correctly, will be the hardest job anyone will ever have. Anyone who says parenting is remotely easy, simply is failing at their job.
P.S. Having any more than two children is NOT virtous, it's selfish. The most selfish act a woman will ever do, is to give birth to a child. The most selfless act a woman will ever do, is to raise that child correctly.
The butterfly that flaps its' wings on the other side of the world, does in fact, create a hurricane in front of your eyes.
Take me out OCTO-MOM style tom!!!!!!
I am friggin home.
I am friggin home. I'm reading all of your responses and feel exactly the same. I thought maybe I was the odd asshole but its great to find others who feel the same. I just thought I was being angry all the time and felt bad for it. Guess I need to feel proud to be opinionated, logical asshole. I just had an epifany and love my dad a little more for the shit he put up with.