Why Are The "Mel Gibson" Tapes Important to Leykis 101 Students?

Many students have been asking me to comment on the purported tapes of one "Mel Gibson" screaming, yelling and cursing at someone purported to be Mel's now ex-girlfriend, said to be one "Oksana Grigorieva."

To cover myself legally (and to be fair), the real Mel Gibson has never admitted or denied that he is the voice on the tapes. However, according to a blog on the Los Angeles Times website, "On June 25, Mel secured a restraining order prohibiting Oksana from making the tapes public."  One would have to wonder why he would do that if the tapes did not contain his real voice. Also, to be fair,even if it is Mel's real voice, tapes can be edited and manipulated to say almost anything.

The purpose of this blog is not to discuss whether these tapes are real. Although we don't know for sure who is on the tapes or in what order things were said by whoever said them, for the purposes of this exercise, let's assume that the content on the tapes is real.

Honestly guys, has the guy ranting and raving on those tapes ever been you? If you have a penis, you have been stupid enough at least once to let the wrong woman into your life: a psychotic bitch, a stalker, a woman who promised to have an abortion if she got pregnant and later did not, a gold digger, and, for some of you, the quinella: all of the above.

In my view, Mel Gibson is a trapped man. Although he previously had seven children and two grandchildren, with his wife Robyn, it is my sincere doubt that he wanted to have another child with Oksana Grigorieva while still married to Robyn. It's my opinion that Mel did what so many of the morons among us do: he let his dick do his thinking for him.

Do you ever do that? Do you believe chicks when they say they "have no interest in having children" or when they say "if I ever got pregnant, of course I would have an abortion" or "Don't worry about a condom! I'm on the pill!"? Many fully erect men fully lose their minds when they are about to pounce on a particular juicy piece of snatch, then spend a lifetime paying for it, being extorted, harassed or stalked, and they end up feeling and acting like the guy on the "Mel Gibson" tapes. Whether you are interested in celebrity news or not, it is important for all Leykis 101 students to listen to these tapes and learn so that you won't become the raving lunatic you'll hear when you listen.

Speaking of someone who could stand to learn from these tapes, recently, I counseled a person whom I had spoken to on Super Bowl Sunday about this "really hot chick" he was dating. After he told me all about her, I told him that I couldn't believe that he was not using condoms. I reminded him not to believe that if she got pregnant that she "would have a abortion." I told him not to tell her where he lived, not to have her to the house, and, not to tell him anything personal about himself or his business if he could avoid it.

After hours of conversation, I later found that he had followed none of my advice. And, sure enough, by mid-summer, this guy's fuck buddy was pregnant and telling him that he "wasn't enough of a man to step up to the plate" and take care of "his child." She invaded his place of business and caused more than one disruption, attacked his truck with a weapon, demanded that he take all females off his Facebook page and change his status from "Single" to "Engaged", and started to try to make appointments for him to take her "ring shopping." She met him outside his house and loudly demanded to know why they couldn't "just fuck...right here in the street!" And, sure enough, I started receiving the phone calls and the text messages asking me "what do I do now?"

The time to think about this is before it happens. We all know that psychotic chicks often make the best sex partners because they will do absolutely anything you like with little resistance. Of course, few people ever compartmentalize their lives; people who are completely crazy in bed are usually completely crazy in every other aspect of their lives, including when they have a crowbar in their hands

This is why you would prefer to do chicks lke this in cities where you don't live. You don't want them to know your last name. Your address should be a state secret. And you never, ever want to tell them personal things about your life such as PIN numbers, your business address or phone number, and you never, EVER want to have kids with them meaning you always and 100% of the time want to be wearing a condom if and when you do them.

If you do something stupid like impregnate one of these golddigging whores, the position you are to take is: "You understand, baby, that I would love to have babies with you. But right now, I am struggling with my career (whatever it is) and having a kid now means I'll have to quit and go work at Jiffy Lube to support you. I want to do it when we can afford to have a proper home with a white picket fence and everything we need to raise a baby right. Can't you have an abortion now, honey and have our babies later?" This is known in the 101 community as the Hail Mary. Once you get this bloodsucking, lying bitch to have the abortion, your job next is to cut off all contact forever and never, ever go back.

Another thing that helps you win in these situations is to never get dragged into arguments like the ones on the "Mel Gibson" tapes. Always remain calm and use an even-tempered voice. Let her hormonally-induced ranting waft right over you as you appear to be totally in control of the situation, calmly reminding her that, if she does have that baby, all she will ever get from you is whatever child support the law entitles her to. Tell her that she will never see you and you will do nothing to help her raise such an unwanted child. No babysitting...no visitation...nothing. If you do these things the right way, you will never have to be "Mel Gibson" or whoever that is on those tapes.

If you can't follow my advice to the letter, Your Professor recommends that you stick to normal-looking and acting chicks who you can safely take home to Mom.

Another opinion: "Mel" or whoever you are, time for rehab and long-term therapy. Leykis 101 would have helped you a  great deal if you took the course years ago. Save the rest of your life before it's too late.