HER Self-Esteem? What About YOUR Self-Esteem?

The "War of the Sexes" is largely a war of self-esteem. Whoever has the most self-esteem wins the tug-of-war of dating.

The problems you must surmount when you meet a new prospect include situations when you don't feel worthy of talking to a hot chick, especially if she has superior self-esteem and proceeds to break yours down.

Never forget your goal when you meet a chick. It's not to chit-chat or to plan on seeing a movie. It's not to tell her honestly about your imperfections or failures with women or to be a sensitive werewolf. It's to get laid. And that means that some of you sensitive types have to learn to be more the predator. This means cutting down her self-esteem in any number of ways:

• Don't initiate the conversation. When possible, appear to be otherwise engaged as if you are waiting for a friend to show up at the bar. Avoid awkward opening lines and buying drinks for chicks you don't know yet.
• Don't tell women they are beautiful or that you like anything about the way they look i.e. hair, clothing, shoes, etc. Remember that she is trying to impress you with these things; you should not be trying to impress her. To maintain the upper hand, you must never let her think that she's hot. The minute you give in on this, she'll think, "Why am I wasting time with this dweeb? I can do much better!" Try to throw her off her game by letting her believe that you can do better and that you regularly do.
• Never forget that the hottest chicks generally have the lowest self-esteem. This is because chicks who look perfect know their own imperfections and focus on them all the time as in thinking they're a pound overweight or that one breast hangs a little lower than the other (one breast always hangs a little lower than the other!).
• Don't let your own low self-esteem convince you that hot chicks are nothing but impossible-to-get bitches or cunts. Many hot chicks wil tell you that guys are afraid to approach them and that, more often than not, they have less of a social life than you would believe. And, since they are already hard on themselves, you don't want to do anything to bolster their self-esteem in any way.
• When a hot chick does talk to you, you want to appear mysterious, distracted, maybe even bored. Never let on that you are hot for her.
• Remember that this is war. The minute a chick figures out that you feel out of your league or nervous...the minute she thinks she's hotter than what you usually get...she will move on or simply string you along. The key is to get her to believe that she is lucky to be talking to you.

Your Professor understands that years of pussifying by society or your divorced mom may make it hard for you to believe that these things are true and that it is therefore hard for you to act that way. Remember that women don't want to be "respected" by a prospective lover...they want to be "taken." Now go out and take what's yours.

Then, crumple it up and toss it in the trash like a used Kleenex.