Show Her How Little You Really Care
One way to make sure she doesn't get the wrong idea about her place in the food chain is to treat her like the replaceable piece of shit she truly is.
Remember these basics:
- Never introduce her to your friends or family. Letting those close to you meet her gives her the impression that you care. Why would you want to do that?
- Never take her anyplace nice. No decent or "romantic" restaurants, no concerts, no museums, not even any sporting events. Bars, parking lots, parks and her place are the order of the day. No, not the day, the night...
- Never see her when the sun hits her face. Only in the dark, only the two of you, always with booze or weed.
- Never give her an actual compliment. Don't tell her how "beautiful" you think she is or how "cool" you think she is. And never, ever tell her you love her clothes or, worse yet, accessories such as handbags. In fact, try to keep conversation to a minimum. Let her blab. You remain dark, mysterious and distracted, like you have better places to be. You do.
- Don't answer the phone when she calls. Don't return her emoticon-laden texts. Call her when you need to splooge. When she asks where you've been lately, tell her you've been "busy."
- Avoid her on birthdays and holidays. If she starts talking about your "anniversary" (actually, the various anniversaries of the first time you fucked), be sure to ice her for awhile or dump her entirely...she is getting waaaaaaaay too attached.
This is just the beginning. More to come. Questions? Write Your Professor at tom@blowmeuptom.com.
Comments
Great Time for great advice!
Dear Professor,
Do to some recent issues regarding my health (blue balls), I have had some trouble completing the course requirements in a reasonable fashion. however, I have studied the specific material to the fullest degree and have realised the error of my ways. If you could allow a brief extension of time, I feel I could be fucking my way to freedom by the end of the summer courses in time to get a passing grade. Thank you.
I watched a guy 101 a chick I set him up with....
(One way to make sure she doesn't get the wrong idea about her place in the food chain is to treat her like the replaceable piece of shit she truly is.)
I set this guy up w/ a beautiful, natural rack from heaven, slender, lovely and very cool chick. He 101 her. She became a freak. The guy is almost 40 has had one relationship longer than 8 months and says he wants to settle down now that he is wealthy enough to stop working.
He really liked this girl. Too bad for him. She is hot, they had good sex, and he drove her to driving him crazy because she just didn't get the double messages.
Now I set her up with another friend of mine. Much wealthier, a better guy to fall for. He treats her right and they are having a blast. Great sex, she isn't freaking out and being nuts. I think 101 cost the first guy a chance with a really cool and hot woman who he really hit it off with. He just didn't want her to think she was hot and important to him. He wanted control. Well he is in control while his is out looking for someone of her quality, looks and level of heat in the sack. Sounds like if you are a puppy who can not get laid a little bit of being a man will work but once you are a man, 101 will make sure you are stuck w/ one dumb and boring lay after another. Sometimes when a man grows up he may just want a cool chick to hang with, have great sex and smiles together; 101 will not make that happen.
Give this evil shit up. You are too creative to beat off in public this way.
Gold Digger??
"Sounds like if you are a puppy who can not get laid a little bit of being a man will work but once you are a man, 101 will make sure you are stuck w/ one dumb and boring lay after another. Sometimes when a man grows up he may just want a cool chick to hang with, have great sex and smiles together; 101 will not make that happen."
number one. wow, if all you care about is money(because its the primary reason you have given for dating guys), i wouldnt want to date you or your friends(i wouldnt date any piece of shit fat ass american bitch anyways) because you all are greedy and jealous, and as far as i know, those 2 things make for bad relationships in any facet of life.
at any rate. i know you feel the need to spread happiness and your way of doing things to all that you find ignorant. trust me, i know. but its not working here. men want to simply get laid and enjoy the moment of the throws. it is in fact women who caused us to be this way. well, i could blame it on a lot of different types of women, but i will sum it up for you, the women who want it all. if you feel you must fill a purpose in your life, then go after your own kind for messing it up for you. keep in mind, there is this thing called reality. and reality brings about this thing called "change". no one or no thing stays the same, feelings, people, relationships, nothing. so if you are looking for a love that lasts forever, you will definatly not find it in a sexual partner. this is just how things are. tom is logically perfect when he says that if you were to eat the same cereal for years and years and years, how would that make you feel? same with sex. use your brain, and realistically observe your life. cause from what i read, you are not doing a very good job at it. we are men who are trying to have sex, not be in a relationship. the word relationship sends us running. we are not evil, just different. we dont make promises we cant keep unlike those rich guys who promise to love you forever. give it 10 years babes, you will want to leave already, and if you really do, it just proves that you were money hungry.
Leykis 101 is for getting laid, period
Dude, no one gives a shit about who you set up and why, what the fuck, are you Match.com or what?
For one thing, you don't know what goes on behind the scenes, and 2nd, almost EVERY chick starts out "having a blast and great sex", that don't mean its going to last.
Leykis 101 is for getting laid, period.
If you are looking for relationships, that "one special person", dude, you are in the wrong fucking class, so get lost.
For the average dude, when "relationships" go long, the sex and quality of sex gets short, and if he marries her, its pretty much gone or far less quality and enthusiasm than when they first started, no win for dudes.
Chicks are only "cool" ( getting laid without too much work or drama) until they are not, then its time to move on, you owe her nothing.
Don't forget, most relationships and marriages that break up are usually a big surprise to others because of the "appearance" in public that everything is great, so stfu about how they are going to live happily ever after forever and ever and ever, no one gives a shit, and you simply don't know, no go away.
Sounds like Chronic bitch dependency
Chronic bitch dependency, is very scary indeed. It will mess with your friends, your family, your health, and scary enough even your money.
Guy number one, still got his shit.
Guy number two is about to lose everything.
You are never stuck with dumb and boring lays...
You simply don't care if they are boring or dumb. All you want them for is recreation, you don't care how they feel, and like the rapper says, when you're done, it's 'on to the next one'. Remember, if you pass up a 'good one', she's now someone else's problem, not yours. Why would a 101 follower want to 'hang around a woman' like one of the nice guys she keeps at a distance or considers a 'friend'? BTW, why only the 'wealthy' guys? What happened to being a quality man with respect and morals, you know that BS constantly spewed at how men SHOULD treat a woman?
You've already contradicted yourself and your not so subtle shaming tactic about Leykis 101 shows that only does it work, but it proves that women would rather a man be ignorant of them rather than playing them the way they play men.
You're fat.
The only chance a L101S would touch you is with a twenty-foot pole with a chainsaw attached to the poking end.
You wish Leykis would leave his hand imprints on your ass. You WISH.
Now get out of here you hog-in-a-tu-tu. You're spoiling the view of young, hot babes who know their place: on their knees, happily lapping up our asshole juice like the inferior bitches they are.
Sexism: only ugly chicks whine about it.